Wednesday, July 23, 2014

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

(Source: circaboard)

(Source: burritttto)

lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

(Source: eolo)

femininenectar:

Man, I promise, she’s so self conscious
She has no idea what she’s doing in college
That major that she majored in don’t make no money
But she won’t drop out, her parents will look at her funny

(Source: bianca200189)

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

twinkleofafadingstar:

yeah this is ur daily killjoy reminder that if ur attitude towards gay ppl is “love the sinner hate the sin” then ur still a homophobe congratulations

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

(Source: penceyprepofficial)

fedswatching:

lmaooo

fedswatching:

lmaooo

snatchedweaves:

katten-jansson:

abcnewsofficial:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

It’s officially gone too far now.

OH MY GO! this has to stop now…not now but right #NOW!!!

is this fucking serious